LOVE SUCKS 💔 (But This Party Absolutely Doesn’t)

Valentine’s Day in Chicago has a reputation. Overbooked restaurants. Fixed menus. A whole lot of pressure to be romantic on command. And if you’re single—or just not in the mood for forced vibes—it can feel like a night you’d rather fast-forward through.

So instead of leaning into the clichés, we’re doing the opposite.

This Valentine’s Day, Love Sucks takes over the Ambassador Room at The Chicago Hotel Collection Ambassador Gold Coast for a night that’s bold, high-energy, and unapologetically fun. It’s designed for the heartbroken, the happily single, the situationship survivors, and anyone who’s simply exhausted by Chicago’s dating scene.

No pressure.

No pretending.

Just a night that actually hits different.

A Valentine’s Night Without the Rules

Love Sucks isn’t about anti-romance—it’s about reclaiming the night on your own terms. Whether you’re coming with friends, rolling solo, or just looking for something that doesn’t involve candlelit prix-fixe dinners, this is your invitation to do Valentine’s Day your way.

Expect sharp style, confident energy, and a room full of people who showed up to have a genuinely good time. No awkward icebreakers. No forced pairings. Just music, cocktails, and an atmosphere that feels effortless and elevated.

What’s Waiting Inside

🍸 Espresso Martini Pop-Up Bar

A dedicated espresso martini experience with customizable foam prints—yes, that includes inside jokes, chaotic energy, or your ex’s name if that’s part of your healing journey.

🔥 Signature Themed Cocktails

Custom drinks crafted exclusively for the night, including Hot Mess Express and Anti-Love Potion. Bold flavors, zero judgment.

🥂 Welcome Drink Included

Your night starts strong with a complimentary welcome cocktail—because Valentine’s Day shouldn’t require warming up.

🍴 Complimentary Passed Appetizers

Floating throughout the evening to keep things social, snackable, and perfectly paced between drinks and dancing.

🎶 DJ-Driven Soundtrack

High-energy music designed to keep the room moving—whether you’re dancing, mingling, or posted up at the bar soaking it all in.

The Ambassador Room Effect

There’s something about the Ambassador Room that sets the tone. Classic, iconic, and effortlessly cool, it’s the kind of space that elevates the night without trying too hard. Paired with curated cocktails, great music, and a crowd that came ready, it becomes the perfect backdrop for a Valentine’s experience that feels refreshing instead of predictable.

This isn’t a sit-down dinner.

This isn’t a themed gimmick.

This is a party—with intention.

Event Details

📍 Location: The Chicago Hotel Collection Ambassador Gold Coast

🖤 Space: Ambassador Room

📅 Date: Valentine’s Day

🎟 Tickets: Limited availability

Secure your spot here:

https://posh.vip/e/love-sucks-a-valentines-day-experience?t=ambassador

If Valentine’s Day has ever felt like too much—or not enough—Love Sucks is your answer. Come dressed sharp, come exactly as you are, and come ready for a night that doesn’t play by the usual rules.

Love might suck…

but this party absolutely doesn’t. 💔✨